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As an astrology fanatic, I am constantly checking out astrology information websites.

There’s a lot of 90’s style eye-burning web pages with no layout, big bright text on a flashing background with background music that has no “stop” button. Great, they just add to the image of what people think of “the kind of people that are into astrology”.  

There are also some that are more modernised, and have a lot, a lot of good content. You want to use them, but they have an inadequate navigation system. The only way you ever find yourself on their website so many times a day, is googling your query, and stumbling across them, again and again.

I have recently stumbled across a new breed of astrology website.

It’s modern, it’s sleek, and best of all it’s easy to use. It’s great for the beginner, dipping into the universe of astrology for the first time.

It generates a horoscope reading for you, in a creative newspaper format. “But Jessica, I thought you said newspaper astrology was bad?” Don’t fret, it just looks like a newspaper, but the content is the real deal. 

How am I sure? Because with every section it tells you, it gives you the current aspect of which it is talking about. That is, your personal natal chart, with the placement of the planets at the time you were born; and the contrast of the current planetary positions. This gives you the aspects which make up your horoscope!

Sure there’s a lot to read, well more than in a newspaper column, because you have a lot of aspects going on. They even put it into categories for you - work, love, family, self, general. 

This website will generate a simple easy to read chart, perfect for the beginner. It will give you the basics of your natal chart and your first taste of “real” astrology.

This is how I started to learn astrology. I wanted to read my own chart. So I’d find where of my planets are in which sign, as above. Then I’d google each (ie. Mercury in Gemini) for hours. Before I knew it, I was doing the same for friends, and I had a basic understanding of what each planet stood for and what each sign represented.

This is the tricky bit - you do need to know your birth time. Yes, the very minute you were born. If you’re the eldest or youngest child, chances are someone would remember (lucky us!) if not, and you’re really interested you can get an astrological justification done for a price. This is where a professional astrologer asks you a few questions, and your answers will determine a rough birth time. Neat! 

So if my previous astrology post tempted you to take a look at astrology, I’d recommend this as a first step. The website I’ve been talking about is http://www.astrolome.com 

Oh, the best thing. I mentioned on twitter to @astrolome that it’d be great if their blog had a rss feed. They thank me for my feedback. Five hours later they tweet me again, saying their blog now has a rss feed. Wow! This is a free service, and they cared enough to take my feedback into consideration (and let’s face it, my feedback is always useful!)

For those of you with an iPhone, they also have an iPhone app. For those of us that don’t, well … high five for not having an iPhone.

I can’t wait to see what astrolome.com brings out next!

P.S. Please hire me.

Imagine you have the touchscreen Nokia N8.

Why do you still have a Nokia?
Because you’re loyal to Nokia. They were your first phone, and all of your 10+ phones in your lifetime have all been Nokia. They’ve never kept you behind with technology (Remember “Hey did you get my mms?” “Oh, I can’t receive mms. I have an iPhone”) You actually like Nokia. You’re proud to be with Nokia. You like to be different. 

So you’re chatting away on your new Nokia N8.

It then goes silent on the other end. “What happened?” You look at your phone, and it says you have put the other person on hold. “How did I manage that?” Youun-hold the call, the person on the other end is still talking as they had no idea they were even on hold. You tell them, “I’m sorry, you’re going to have to repeat all of that, I accidentally put you on hold” and so you continue the chat.

It happens again. Silence. “Oh, maybe I put them on hold again.” You look at your phone. This time it has an imagine of a red cross through your microphone. So you press a few buttons, trying to find which one is the microphone to try to remove that red cross from the screen. Finally you get it. The other end is saying “Are you there, why have you gone quiet?” You apologise again, “Sorry I think I’m pressing the keys with my face,” they ask “What phone are you using?” you protectively respond, “Nokia N8.”

So you continue your conversation. You’re relieved they didn’t start the usual debate of “Why are you still with Nokia?” (because as a Nokia user, you get this all the time. You have to really love Nokia, to stay with Nokia.) You’re talking away, and then you hear a beep beep beep. The kind of beep beep beep you hear when your call has ended. “Surely they didn’t hang up on me? How rude!” So you call them back, wondering why you can’t just have a simple phone conversation, that runs smoothly, with no interruptions. They say “Hey you hung up on me!” That’s it, you’ve lost your patience. You tell them you have to go. You hang up deliberately this time, and then you start blogging.

Oh perhaps a little “i h8 u n8” on twitter will cover it. Maybe that will be your release, and you’ll feel better. No, no it won’t. Been there done that. 

So here I am, blogging.

Dear Nokia,

Surely when creating a touch screen phone, this would be one of the most important things to look at when planning its features. 

Did you do any product testing before releasing the product? Did these people actually use the phone, press it a little against their face as a normal person would? Or was that part just skipped? How have you overlooked this extremely annoying feature? Do your developers use your phones? Why hasn’t this major issue been discovered and fixed yet!

I’m the only person I know that uses the Nokia N8. (Because as I mentioned, you have to really love Nokia, to stay with Nokia. The debates are always arising. You have to be prepared: You have to know your specs, and you have to know the weaknesses of your opponents phone. They could attack at any minute. You have to always be ready to defend the name of Nokia. Owning a Nokia is nothing like just owning a phone.) So I couldn’t tell you whether anyone else is having these issues. But I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t. Surely everyone holds their phone to their face. No I don’t have an unusual shaped head, and no I do not mash the phone against my face.

So for the first time, I am starting to have doubts about your products, Nokia. If such a simple, simple, simple, error is overlooked, then I can’t help but wonder what future products may be like (I know, it’s unbelievable that I could think such a thing.) C’mon, it’s 2011. People have been holding phones against their faces since the beginning of the history of telephones (I even googled it, that was in 1876.) It’s probably the most basic feature of a phone. “Hey five year-old girl, tell me, what do you do with a telephone?” Even she could tell me “You hold it against your face and talk to it.”

For a Smart Phone, this is not smart.

Is this some kind of PR attempt? Get as many people to talk about how annoying this phone is as possible! If every owner of the N8 makes four phone calls a day, three of which cut out, and they complain to two people, over a year we’ll have a lot of people hearing about Nokia!

What if it was a dire emergency? What if I was selected as the “phone a friend option” on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? “So Jessica, the one million dollar question is, “In which year did Alexander Graham Bell invent the telephone?” “Oh my god, I know the answer it’s 187-“beep beep beep. My friend wouldn’t forgive me for that.

Look, I do love you Nokia, I’m just angry at you right now.
I just want to be able to make a call, without hanging up on the person. 

With all that being said, I think your company would really benefit with having me on board,

Please hire me,

Regards,

Jessica.

I h8 u n8.

I am an astrology lover. Mainly because I find it gives you an advantage in life. Whether understanding current events, predicting future events, understanding your own strengths and weakness, knowing the basic drives of someone you just met, delving deep into the mind of a best friend, seeing the events of a country, or seeing the true motivations of a relationship.

Astrology has become a bit of a joke, thanks to public media and the use of “Daily Horoscope for your Star Sign” in newspapers, magazines, radio and *shudder* online. Yes, this is extremely generalised. It’s near impossible to categorise the entire population into their 12 “star signs” without a vague, “this could happen to anyone” reading. They may be written by a recognised astrologer - but we need to understand just how difficult their task is. To mix everyone into such broad groups and give accurate readings must be incredibly challenging (and frustrating I’d imagine). 

You are made up of so much more than just one sign. That is just your sun sign, which is part of the sky on the zodiac belt, the sun was in, at the time you were born. Your sun sign represents your outer appearance, how people first see us, a facade, and our motivations for life.

Upon first meeting someone, just knowing their sun sign may be somewhat useful in understanding them. For example knowing that someone who has their Sun in Capricorn, is a very hard worker who wants to be their own boss. They see their career achievements as an indicator of their success in life. This may be of some benefit to you for whatever reason.

I see astrology as a sacred art, used by those who want to go that extra mile in life, or to have that extra knowledge. Which I suppose is a good thing, if everyone used astrology, if everyone understood the secrets of the universe (yes I did just write ‘secrets of the universe’), it could get a little chaotic. The best of the best use astrology, whilst others laugh at it, which they probably know near-nothing about (unless of course it’s an astronomer having the debate - but let’s not go there just yet)

I understand nothing of politics. However to add some credibility to my case, know that the below politicians have used astrology. And of course they would. Politicians seek power, so it’s in their best interest to understand what is going on more than the average Joe. It’s definitely to their advantage to know the best times to do important things, to even know the weaknesses of their opposition (Why do high-profilers not want their birth certificate to be seen?) to understand future events of their country, and of others. Astrology is the ultimate life advantage.

Known people of influence that have used astrology:

• Alexander the Great
•  Augustus of Rome
•  Tiberius of Rome
•  Queen Elizabeth I
• Queen Mary of England
• Plato
• Hippocrates
• Pythagoras
• Carl Jung
• George Washington
• Benjamin Franklin
• Thomas Jefferson
• Teddy Roosevelt
• Ronald Reagan
• Abraham Lincoln
• Winston Churchill
• Albert Einstein
• JP Morgan (World’s first billionaire)
• The Three Wise Men (yes, from the Holy Bible)
• Johann Wolfgang von Goete

Works with astrological references:

The Waste Land by T.S.Eliot

The Works of Nostradamus

King Lear by Shakespeare

What some recognised people have said about Astrology:

“Perhaps there is a pattern set up in the heavens for one who desires to see it, and having seen it, to find one in himself.” - Plato, philosopher.

“Heaven sends down its good and evil symbols and wise men act accordingly.” - Confucius, philosopher

“A physician without the knowledge of astrology has no right to call himself a physician.” - Hippocrates ‘Father of Medicine’

 “The stars in the heavens sing a music if only we had ears to hear.” - Pythagoras, mathematician.

“Astrology is one of the most ancient sciences, held in high esteem of old, by the wise and the great.” - Benjamin Franklin, a founding father of America.

“It’s common knowledge that a large percentage of Wall Street brokers use astrology.” - Donald Reagan, Ronald Reagan’s chief of staff.

“Oh the wonderful knowledge to be found in the stars. Even the smallest things are written there…if you had but skill to read.”  - Benjamin Franklin.

“Astrology is a science in itself and contains an illuminating body of knowledge. It taught me many things and I am greatly indebted to it.” - Albert Einstein, physicist.

“It is obvious that everything that happens in the nature has it’s cause in the events in the sky.” - Ptolemy, astromer and mathemetician

“Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.” – J.P Morgan, first billionaire.

Sir Isaac Newton (physicist) in a debate with sceptic Edmund Halley said “I have studied the matter. You sir, have not”

“Those who do not accept the proofs of planets do not accept the truth, and denying the truth is not something sane people should do.” - Tycho Brache, astronomer.

“An unfailing experience of mundane events in harmony with the changes occurring in the heavens, has instructed and compelled my unwilling belief.” - Johannes Kepler, astronomer

“The celestial bodies are the cause of all that takes place in the sublunar world.”  St. Thomas Equinas, philosopher.

“The natures and dispositions of men are, not without truth, distinguished from the predominance of the planets.” - Sir Francis Bacon, father of modern science.

“Astrology is astronomy brought down to earth and applied toward the affairs of man.”
“The man should learn from the Sun, the Moon, and the stars.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an ‘intellectual’, find out how he feels about astrology.” -  Robert Heinlein, author.

“Who knows the power that Saturn has over us, or Venus? But it is a vital power, rippling exquisitely through us all the time.” - DH Lawrence, author.

Dante Alighieri (poet, father of Italian language) called astrology, “The noblest of sciences.”

Is this all by coincidence? Maybe.
What have you got to lose in having a little look into it yourself?

“The best predictions are not the ones that come true, but the ones that warn us to prepare.” - Anonymous